Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Up for Bid!

The toilet seat you see below is called the Breezy Seat Toilet Seat. Here's the poop: According to the manufacturer, "The Breezyseat ~ featuring a revolutionary odor barrier that keeps smells where they belong - inside the unique toilet seat. BreezySeat's ingenious patent-pending design and proven odor destroying technology is the perfect solution to the embarrassing problem of unpleasant odors in your bathroom."
The seat was designed by one of T.T.'s friends from Tennessee where poopology has become an art form. The Breezy Seat is a battery-powered, fan forced toilet seat that turns on when you sit on it. The fan sucks up the odors from the toilet bowl and filters them through a filters and nano-modules (whatever those are). Another advantage of the toilet seat is those little holes around the seat provide a nice cool breeze while you're straining away. People who bought the Breezy Seat rave over how it's changed their lives. "I eat a lot of chili; 3-4 cans a week. Thus I did some online research and found the Breezy Seat. This seat saved my marriage. I LOVE IT!!!!" Irby H. - Little Rock, Arkansas "I use my toilet a lot. This toilet seat stands up to everyday use. It is great because it's easy to clean. You don't have to hassle with sprays." Ellis C. - New Orleans, Louisiana
T.T., who's auction name is 'TheThird' decided he had to have one. He and Sparky65 got into a bidding war. The seat is reported to retail at $199. Cochise1 and dreamily were willing to pay $36 for the seat, but Sparky65 and TheThird ran the price up to $367 before T.T. realized that he only had $250 left on his debit card. Grudgingly, T.T. let Sparky65 win the auction. He moped about for the rest of the day, so I got online at Amazon and ordered the last toilet seat they had for $79. I plan on giving it to T.T. on Day. I know where he will be spending most of Christmas day. If you've just got to have one, you can order your own from the manufacturer for $199. http://breezyseat.com/products.php You can even become a distributor. In our shitty economy, it's wise to diversify and have multiple income streams.
I can't make this poop up.

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